So I’ve noticed a trend on some of the pages I follow on F(art)Book; it seems that there are mommies far less ‘prudish’ out there in the
world than moi. *surprise shock – NOT.
It seems quite commonplace to ask a random 900 – 20,000 people what to do about a poor sex life.
Check yourself girlfriend, no judgement; I forget that I’m privileged to have a whole bunch of amazing gorgeous fabulous beautiful strong outrageously courageous women that I can call my closest friends, all mummies, all awesome; so I won’t be too harsh on these anonymous few.
Well I can tell you a very popular piece of advice = read FIFTY SHADES OF GREY!
What’s Fifty Shades of Grey? A self-help book on “how to have an exceptional relationship” perhaps?
Nope, it’s a porno book! Well that’s a bit blunt. It’s a ‘bestselling erotic fiction paperback and e-book by E. L. James‘ -
thanks wiki. (btw, don’t click on the link to ‘BDSM’ if you’re at work)
I vaguely remember reading a comment about babies being born forth from this era of Fifty Shades … how can one not be intrigued? To be honest I’m a bit worried about the BDSM reference, not that I’m not a wild cat in the sack, but that seems a bit risky even for me.
I could do a review for you D&Z? I wouldn’t necessarily give it a spot in the Tuesday page scrunching section though … we could do Saucy Saturdays or Steamy Sundays instead? That’s a joke, unless you are actually considering a “sexy section” on D&Z!
LOLs aside you know IT sells, right?
Well that’s the only way I’ll be reading it, I’d be wayyyy too embarrassed asking the library lady where they keep their lady porn if I didn’t have a legit reason…. and I’m way too cheap to buy porn.
A bountiful sex-life to you all!
Lusty Lize
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